Song for Tiago

[BR0B0T]

Read that as the Oasis version which frankly would be amazing

Wellllllllll
What's the story Tiago Iiori?
Welllllllll
Needs a little time to get match fit, match fit

i'd go with something like this

[notloyalenuffroyal]

Illori woah
Ilori woah
He used to be a red
Now he's just getting yellows instead.

I had a "be a scouse" version, but could only come up with a rhyme to do with knicking stuff from your house and obviously those 2 things couldn't go together!!!

[Forbury Lion]

Tiago go go
Push pineapple shake a tree
Tiago go go
Push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody




Oh Tiago
your not Sammy Igoe
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight,
Walking in a Tiago wonderland.

[Forbury Lion]

Using some of the best songs ever (according to no one), I've come up with the following



Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, come to our football ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You go there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to come watch him play - Tiago Ilori
It's fun to come watch him play - Tiago Ilori






Ilori, oh Tiago Ilori , if only you could make us understand
Ilori, oh Tiago Ilori, your influence will spread throughout the land

Let's hear it for Tiago Ilori
(Ilori, Ilori, Ilori)

His philosophy of life will steer him through
And as far as he can see
He's the same as you and me
There's nothing in the world he cannot do

No hill too high, no desert too dry
No road too long, no tide too strong
No bridge too far, he's got a car
No slope to steep, no thought too deep
No star too bright, no squeeze too tight
No tale too tall, no cat too cool
No bass too low, he'll give it a go
No end to his talents, no sense of balance

Ilori, oh Tiago Ilori, when disaster strikes you never get depressed
Ilori, oh Tiago Ilori, you'll always prove that Ilori is the best

Although he's unconventional in hue
His philosophy of life will steer him through
And despite the limitation
Of his poor co-ordination
He knows he'll show the world a thing or two

(Ilori, Ilori, Ilori)

Ilori, Tiago Iloriy, you're the guy who puts the do in do or die
Ilori, Tiago Iloriy, your deeds are guaranteed to stupefy

No ride too rough, no test too tough
No act too slick, no race too quick
No shot too hot, he'll hit the spot
No style too chic, no joke too weak
No chance too slim, no fate too grim
No foe too strop, no odds too long
No price too high, he's put some by
No dodge, no doubt, no backing out


Ilori, oh Tiago Ilori, if humanity's a question of degree
Ilori, Tiago Ilori, stay loyal to your Ilori pedigree
Ilori, oh Tiago Ilori, you're the one who bears the pink and yellow crest
Ilori, Tiago Ilori, you'll always prove that Ilori is the best




Tiago Ilori,
can he fix it?
Tiago Ilori,
Yes we can!

[maffff]

He lived in a house, a very scouse house on the Mersey
Watchin' afternoon repeats, or the team as he tweets on the Mersey