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[Hendo]

I can't help it but I absolutely love Zlatan.

<3

[Hendo]

Massive misspending AGAIN by Utd, which is brilliant.

Zlatan will be the new Schweinsteiger

Zlatan scores the winner and wins the first trophy of the season

4 from 3

Corrected for (for, like 4 haha) you.

[Brosef Stalin]

Zlatan scores the winner and wins the first trophy of the season

4 from 3

Corrected for (for, like 4 haha) you.

good man obvs intend doing this every time he scores

[Brosef Stalin]

Massive misspending AGAIN by Utd, which is brilliant.

Zlatan will be the new Schweinsteiger

Zlatan scores the winner and wins the first trophy of the season

4 from 3

[Royal Rother]

Just you wait...

[From Despair To Where?]

I like Zlatan but it's going to be like The Big Bang when his and Mourinho's egos eventually clash, and they will.

We will witness the birth a universe of narcissistic self regard and bullshit. Either that or it will be like 2 fat kids fighting over the last Smartie.

[retro_royal]

Massive misspending AGAIN by Utd, which is brilliant.

Zlatan will be the new Schweinsteiger

Zlatan scores the winner and wins the first trophy of the season

This could be fun.

[Royal Rother]

Well it was lots of fun the last couple of seasons with Di Maria, Fellaini, Schweinsteiger etc.

You wouldn't come out to play then though.

[Victor Meldrew]

Well it was lots of fun the last couple of seasons with Di Maria, Fellaini, Schweinsteiger etc.

You wouldn't come out to play then though.

I thought he had hung himself last season-good (not really) to have him back.
One win in a charity match, one win at relegation candidates and one home win against a team trying to come to terms with their best players having been sold-not that impressive.
Still, let him enjoy his moment of being second in the table behind this season's champions-elect.

[Brosef Stalin]

Well it was lots of fun the last couple of seasons with Di Maria, Fellaini, Schweinsteiger etc.

You wouldn't come out to play then though.

I thought he had hung himself last season-good (not really) to have him back.
One win in a charity match, one win at relegation candidates and one home win against a team trying to come to terms with their best players having been sold-not that impressive.
Still, let him enjoy his moment of being second in the table behind this season's champions-elect.

is that loss against relegation candid8's still hurting?

[LUX]

Man United may be a better, more likeable club than Liverpool, Brosef, but that does not excuse having a Ryan Giggs duvet cover.

[Victor Meldrew]

Well it was lots of fun the last couple of seasons with Di Maria, Fellaini, Schweinsteiger etc.

You wouldn't come out to play then though.

I thought he had hung himself last season-good (not really) to have him back.
One win in a charity match, one win at relegation candidates and one home win against a team trying to come to terms with their best players having been sold-not that impressive.
Still, let him enjoy his moment of being second in the table behind this season's champions-elect.

is that loss against relegation candid8's still hurting?

Every loss hurts.
I still haven't forgiven Man Utd for putting in such a spineless, weedy performance when they lost at Bournemouth last season.
A lesson though in not backing teams that you dislike.

[Brosef Stalin]

Give it time man, give it time.

didn't score today....he's shit!

[Royal Rother]

Agreed. Too old!

Friend substituted Vardy with Zlatan in his football fantasy team today.

[Mr Angry]

Marcus Rashfird is the first teenager to ever score a Premier League goal for a Mourinho team.

[paultheroyal]

Good to see united getting early value on Pogba

[Royal Rother]

Massive misspending AGAIN by Utd, which is brilliant.

Pogba the new Balotelli. (I know he didn't play for them but a similarly overhyped player with a BBB mentality.)

[Royal Rother]

Actually, in a fairly unflashy way he had a pretty good game today.

[Royal Rother]

Mourinho already blaming the players! Fantastic!

[leon]

I think you need to calm down a bit.