The Ballad of Reading Goal

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Oscar Childe
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The Ballad of Reading Goal

by Oscar Childe » 19 Feb 2014 16:29

The Ballad of Reading Goal

He did not wear his vortex gloves
For he’d left them on his bed
His fingers and palms were mighty bruised
From the ball off Bamber’s head
But better that than diving wrong
And letting Swindon hit the net

He walked amongst the other side
In their various shabby kits
And never felt he’d be outmatched
In a strategic battle of wits
For he is Wes Foderingham
And makes Swindon look like tits

I never saw a man who looked
With such a wistful eye
Upon that kit of white and blue
Like colours ripped from sky
With every striker’s hopeless kick
It could never end a tie

I walked, with other souls in pain,
Within another ground
And wondered if the home team
Were as bad as Swindon town
When a voice behind me whispered low
“No-one’s that bad, you clown”


Dear Christ, the very stadium walls
Suddenly seemed to reel
Woderingham stopped the strikers shot
With a classic goalie kneel
And though I was a soul in pain,
Reading FC have kept it real

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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by Agent Balti » 19 Feb 2014 16:35

Okay... :|

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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by soggy biscuit » 19 Feb 2014 16:42

Oscar Wilde > Kim Wilde > The Really Wild Show

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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by Pepe the Horseman » 19 Feb 2014 16:43

RIP Terry Nutkins :(

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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by Elm Park Pasty » 19 Feb 2014 17:30

Pepe the Horseman RIP Terry Nutkins :(


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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by Elm Park Pasty » 19 Feb 2014 17:31

Oscar Childe The Ballad of Reading Goal

He did not wear his vortex gloves
For he’d left them on his bed
His fingers and palms were mighty bruised
From the ball off Bamber’s head
But better that than diving wrong
And letting Swindon hit the net

He walked amongst the other side
In their various shabby kits
And never felt he’d be outmatched
In a strategic battle of wits
For he is Wes Foderingham
And makes Swindon look like tits

I never saw a man who looked
With such a wistful eye
Upon that kit of white and blue
Like colours ripped from sky
With every striker’s hopeless kick
It could never end a tie

I walked, with other souls in pain,
Within another ground
And wondered if the home team
Were as bad as Swindon town
When a voice behind me whispered low
“No-one’s that bad, you clown”


Dear Christ, the very stadium walls
Suddenly seemed to reel
Woderingham stopped the strikers shot
With a classic goalie kneel
And though I was a soul in pain,
Reading FC have kept it real



:?: Very creative, but I think someone has had a little too much catnip :roll:

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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by Badger Finger » 19 Feb 2014 19:45

Have you considered the lilly?

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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by floyd__streete » 26 Feb 2014 12:24

Oscar Childe The Ballad of Reading Goal

He did not wear his vortex gloves
For he’d left them on his bed
His fingers and palms were mighty bruised
From the ball off Bamber’s head
But better that than diving wrong
And letting Swindon hit the net

He walked amongst the other side
In their various shabby kits
And never felt he’d be outmatched
In a strategic battle of wits
For he is Wes Foderingham
And makes Swindon look like tits

I never saw a man who looked
With such a wistful eye
Upon that kit of white and blue
Like colours ripped from sky
With every striker’s hopeless kick
It could never end a tie

I walked, with other souls in pain,
Within another ground
And wondered if the home team
Were as bad as Swindon town
When a voice behind me whispered low
“No-one’s that bad, you clown”


Dear Christ, the very stadium walls
Suddenly seemed to reel
Woderingham stopped the strikers shot
With a classic goalie kneel
And though I was a soul in pain,
Reading FC have kept it real


I love you. In a way.

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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by floyd__streete » 26 Feb 2014 12:25

soggy biscuit Kim Wilde > The Really Wild Show


Michaela Strachan > Kim Wilde, m8.


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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by Green » 09 Mar 2014 22:54

Tough crowd.

Welcome to the board, Oscar.

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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by wally bassoon » 11 Mar 2014 15:45

TBF that is quite a brave entrance.

I went down the little :D here and there to sneak under the "fcuk off newbie" radar.

oh yeah, Fcuk off newbie.

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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by JIM » 15 Apr 2014 13:48

can you get this set to music ?

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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by JIM » 15 Apr 2014 13:49

can you get this set to music ?


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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by melonhead » 15 Apr 2014 15:49

of all the user names created to make a single post this is my very favourite

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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by SpaceCruiser » 22 Apr 2014 11:39

In what way is this a rumour? :|

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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by melonhead » 22 Apr 2014 11:43

youre a rumour

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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by SpaceCruiser » 22 Apr 2014 11:51

That's nice.

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Re: The Ballad of Reading Goal

by maffff » 22 Apr 2014 14:25

Looks like 'brough liked the title of this thread..

http://www.mfc.co.uk/page/news/latest/0 ... 99,00.html?

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