Our best hope.....

[floyd__streete]

.....of us achieving promotion would appear to be if I maintain an absence from away games.

I noted of late that our away form has picked up and it is already over a year since I have been in attendance at an away league win. So I looked it up; since our 3-1 win at Palace last season, RFC have played 26 away league fixtures. Of the matches I have attended since that night (excellent Chow Mein on the way home) my league record away from home is:

w0 d6 L5

And when I haven't attended/cba/hung-over?

w7 d5 L3


So before the fixtures at Forest, Scunny, Leeds and Cov for the remainder of the season perhaps it might be prudent if a Hob Nobber might kindly volunteer to have me bound and gagged in the boot of their car for the entirety of the game. Although perhaps this might be infringeing far too much already upon personal fantasy.

[Kitson12]

Thought you were coming to Coventry though?

[PEARCEY]

Thought you were coming to Coventry though?

Sent to Coventry more like.

[floyd__streete]

Thought you were coming to Coventry though?

I'd prefer the bound and gagged option, but I generally always prefer that

[Compo's Hat]

Are you IN for Leeds now then?

[PEARCEY]

^ Sounds like he's bound to be.

[S09Royal]

.....of us achieving promotion would appear to be if I maintain an absence from away games.

I noted of late that our away form has picked up and it is already over a year since I have been in attendance at an away league win. So I looked it up; since our 3-1 win at Palace last season, RFC have played 26 away league fixtures. Of the matches I have attended since that night (excellent Chow Mein on the way home) my league record away from home is:

w0 d6 L5

And when I haven't attended/cba/hung-over?

w7 d5 L3


So before the fixtures at Forest, Scunny, Leeds and Cov for the remainder of the season perhaps it might be prudent if a Hob Nobber might kindly volunteer to have me bound and gagged in the boot of their car for the entirety of the game. Although perhaps this might be infringeing far too much already upon personal fantasy.

Perhaps it'd be in the club's best interests if you didn't bother ever going to another game again but then obviously I'd miss you shouting, 'GOAL' just before a free kick is played from the opposing team, which then actually results in a goal and me declaring my hatred for you afterwards

[Kitson12]

.....of us achieving promotion would appear to be if I maintain an absence from away games.

I noted of late that our away form has picked up and it is already over a year since I have been in attendance at an away league win. So I looked it up; since our 3-1 win at Palace last season, RFC have played 26 away league fixtures. Of the matches I have attended since that night (excellent Chow Mein on the way home) my league record away from home is:

w0 d6 L5

And when I haven't attended/cba/hung-over?

w7 d5 L3


So before the fixtures at Forest, Scunny, Leeds and Cov for the remainder of the season perhaps it might be prudent if a Hob Nobber might kindly volunteer to have me bound and gagged in the boot of their car for the entirety of the game. Although perhaps this might be infringeing far too much already upon personal fantasy.

Perhaps it'd be in the club's best interests if you didn't bother ever going to another game again but then obviously I'd miss you shouting, 'GOAL' just before a free kick is played from the opposing team, which then actually results in a goal and me declaring my hatred for you afterwards

Maybe I'm not so keen on meeting Floyde now! Think I may well kill him if that happens again!

[S09Royal]

.....of us achieving promotion would appear to be if I maintain an absence from away games.

I noted of late that our away form has picked up and it is already over a year since I have been in attendance at an away league win. So I looked it up; since our 3-1 win at Palace last season, RFC have played 26 away league fixtures. Of the matches I have attended since that night (excellent Chow Mein on the way home) my league record away from home is:

w0 d6 L5

And when I haven't attended/cba/hung-over?

w7 d5 L3


So before the fixtures at Forest, Scunny, Leeds and Cov for the remainder of the season perhaps it might be prudent if a Hob Nobber might kindly volunteer to have me bound and gagged in the boot of their car for the entirety of the game. Although perhaps this might be infringeing far too much already upon personal fantasy.

Perhaps it'd be in the club's best interests if you didn't bother ever going to another game again but then obviously I'd miss you shouting, 'GOAL' just before a free kick is played from the opposing team, which then actually results in a goal and me declaring my hatred for you afterwards

Maybe I'm not so keen on meeting Floyde now! Think I may well kill him if that happens again!

LOL! But if you kill him he won't be able to provide any more amusement and we'd all miss out!

[leon]

Are you IN for Leeds now then?

he's bound to be gagging for it

[roadrunner]

He'll get roped into it.

[Kitson12]

Are you IN for Leeds now then?

he's bound to be gagging for it

I've heard he's a bit tied down that Friday.

[Tony Le Mesmer]

We wont be seeing you for a LONG time

[Big Foot]

Derby was my first away league win for 2 years floyd, gotta keep the faith m8

[seahawk10]

Are you IN for Leeds now then?

he's bound to be gagging for it

I've heard he's a bit tied down that Friday.

This thread has me in knots.

[floyd__streete]

Perhaps it'd be in the club's best interests if you didn't bother ever going to another game again but then obviously I'd miss you shouting, 'GOAL' just before a free kick is played from the opposing team, which then actually results in a goal and me declaring my hatred for you afterwards

Should have patented your idea for East Stand seats to have an ejector seat function and waited til Sir John gets a slot on Dragon's Den to pitch it to him so that you could then PING your neighbour out of the ground if they are annoying you. Were that to be the case I would literally spend half the season skidding along on my chin in the car park like some Wile E Coyote cartoon character

[S09Royal]

Perhaps it'd be in the club's best interests if you didn't bother ever going to another game again but then obviously I'd miss you shouting, 'GOAL' just before a free kick is played from the opposing team, which then actually results in a goal and me declaring my hatred for you afterwards

Should have patented your idea for East Stand seats to have an ejector seat function and waited til Sir John gets a slot on Dragon's Den to pitch it to him so that you could then PING your neighbour out of the ground if they are annoying you. Were that to be the case I would literally spend half the season skidding along on my chin in the car park like some Wile E Coyote cartoon character

Just a general LOL at this

I do wish they had this in place that Tuesday Night against Charlton... I have to admit, it was very annoying at the time, but now I find it hilarious, if only you did that when WE had free kicks

[Einstein agogo]

How can going or not going have any bearing on the outcome of a football match
you cannot change events in the universe - maybe i won't wear the pair of jeans i had on when the earthquake in japan struck - incase they cause another earthquake

[zummerset]

Einstein you have no idea about the power of fate, candles, crystals infused with moonlight, lucky underpants and countless other scientific discoveries.

You Sir are an ill educated ruffian and philistine