Songs for Man City

[SHORT AND CURLY]

"Where's your Toure gone", "Where's your Toure gone"

For those that have not heard
Manchester City defender Kolo Toure has been suspended after failing a drug test

[Avon Royal]

"Where's your Toure gone", "Where's your Toure gone"

Which would be genius if they didn't have another one

[Mid Sussex Royal]

Who's that twat from Argentina?
Who's that money grabbing whore?
Carlos Tevez is his name
And he hasn't got a brain
And he won't be winning trophies anymore

I like this

Sure fire way to get him to score against us!!!!!!!

Maybe reserve it for the last five minutes when we are 3-0 up and they are down to eight men!

Shouldn't be a problem - don't think he understands English

[leww_rfc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbKHDPPrrc

[royal jonesy91]

'to the tune fernando Torres (chelseas) number 9'

His neck scars proves he lost his head
Tevez tevez
He'll never shag a sexy bird
Tevez tevez
U ugly twat, u dirty c*nt, they've sewn ur head on back to front
Carlos tevez Herman munsters son.....

[prostak]

I'd love to join in, but I'm not sure I know the tune. Sorry m8.

[pea]

Please Sheikh Mansour,
Give to the poor
The money from the next rounds ours;
If your team could let us score.

[LoyalRoyal22]

He wants to go hoooommmmeeee
He wants to go hommmmmeeee

carlos tevez!....

He wants to go hommmeeeeeeeee

[floyd__streete]

DISCLAIMER

FAO any Man City fans visiting this site.

The thread you are reading was started by a Chelsea fan and will feature song suggestions from mongs.

It's Reading who lack inventiveness. As witnessed with the QPR game on TV.

Your fans were singing the song I made up about 106 points.

Well, aren't you quite the Gershwin of the terrace.

It's all about the Steve McMahon songs anyway.

[Ian Royal]

baldy headed oxf*rd. Which I resent now I'm baldy headed and a oxf*rd.

[No Fixed Abode]

This is all, this is all, this is all we take away
Cos our club, cos our club, cos our club are fcuking sh1t.

[Z175]

"Where's your Toure gone", "Where's your Toure gone"

Which would be genius if they didn't have another one

ONE TOURE!

YOU'VE ONLY ONE TOURE!

Or given my status with a humble 1500 odd points and return rail tickets

"LET US IN, LET US IN LET US IN"

[General B]

To the tune of the Venga Boys:

The sunshine bus is coming,
And our headsticks are pumping,
From Burghfield to St Margarets,
An interspastic mongfest.

Der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der der der.

[dantheloyalroyal]

10-0 on our big day out, 10-0 on our big day out, 10-0 on our big day out, 10-0 our big day out!

(Or however many we happen to be leading by at the time)

[LWJ]

10-0 on our big day out, 10-0 on our big day out, 10-0 on our big day out, 10-0 our big day out!

(Or however many we happen to be leading by at the time)

U R MY IDOL CAN I SIT NEXT 2 JOO?

[prostak]

CAN I SIT NEXT 2 JOO?

Only if you keep quiet about the politics - those guys get a bit funny about all that for some reason

[dantheloyalroyal]

10-0 on our big day out, 10-0 on our big day out, 10-0 on our big day out, 10-0 our big day out!

(Or however many we happen to be leading by at the time)

U R MY IDOL CAN I SIT NEXT 2 JOO?

[Pat Butchers Ring]

To the tune of the Venga Boys:

The sunshine bus is coming,
And our headsticks are pumping,
From Burghfield to St Margarets,
An interspastic mongfest.

Der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der der der.

Hi General (can I still call you that)?

Following the Co-ordinated raid on Birmingham City C.2007/8 can you divulge the wheel boyz plan for this Sunday*


*PC Benham and Ray Illsey!!1!

[The Rouge]

(Poker Face)

Can't beat my, Can't beat my
No you can't beat my team for pace
(Come on Brian extra training)

[The Rouge]

(Wizard of Oz)
Dedicated to Brian - our hallowed leader.

We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard from Slough
We hear he is a Whiz of a Wiz
If ever a Wiz there was
If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was
The Wizard of Slough is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does
We're off to see the wizard
The Wonderful Wizard from Slough.