by Rawlie19 »
27 May 2008 21:41
soggy biscuit The girl pleasured the senior player then had full sex with him while captain John Terry, elsewhere, was so drunk he urinated on the floor at the birthday bash
In 2001 Terry, along with then teammates FRANK LAMPARD, EIDUR GUDJOHNSEN and JODY MORRIS, were fined by Chelsea for going on a five-hour drinking binge which resulted in them stripping off, swearing and vomiting, in a hotel packed with American tourists the day after the 9/11 attacks
Chelsea footballer JOHN TERRY has been involved in a drunken row with a clubber and the tough-tackling England captain had to be held back by fiancee Toni Poole, 24, while he partied at an end-of-season do. Terry, who attempted to swang at the party goer has his quick thinking fiancee to thank after pulling him back and using a photo of the couple's one-year-old twins on her mobile phone to distract him.
ALOL!

I've got a picture of Sloth from Goonies in my head now.
"Come to mama Johnny... Come on hmm? Rock-a-bye Terry on the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall, down will come Terry, Chelsea and all..."

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