Ben Sheffield on You'reOn Sky Sports

[Forbury Lion]

BTW, "You're on Sky Sports" is a shit programme. Too much talking, nil action. Easily the most boring programme on TV EVER.

I imagine deaf viewers find most talking programmes boring what with all that reading to do.

[Mr Angry]

After the call I said to Mrs RR "I'll bet that's one of the silly sods on HNA who keep moaning about the coverage we get in the media, which is all a bunch on crap because the media love us. I'm going to have to bring this up on Hobnob in the morning..."

She replied "Oh good grief, well that makes you as sad as he is...."



PS My wife doesn't understand me!

Anyway, who is Ben Sheffield? Mr Angry? floyd__streete?

You really are a prick aren't you?

[Royal Rother]

Oh absolutely. And a condescending one at that. Just ask Spacey, NSML and the rest of your feeble-minded, unoriginal-thinking gang, they'll agree with you.

And because someone has dared not to bow down at your every utterance, if you ask them nicely I expect they'll massage your ego back to its normal inflated state you humourless plank.

[Mr Angry]

You're the one with the ego.



Go and stare at yourself in the mirror, and keep repeating the mantra "I am the font of all knowledge".

Eventually, you might even convince yourself.

[The whole year inn]

Oh absolutely. And a condescending one at that. Just ask Spacey, NSML and the rest of your feeble-minded, unoriginal-thinking gang, they'll agree with you.

And because someone has dared not to bow down at your every utterance, if you ask them nicely I expect they'll massage your ego back to its normal inflated state you humourless plank.

[Royal Rother]

Oh God, here's another one. You guys are like bloody zombies.

[SpaceCruiser]

I see Mr Royal "You are all inferior, whereas I am magnificent" Rother is getting a bit flustered.

[Royal Rother]

Oh yes, I mean you guys just keep ripping holes in me don't you? I don't think I can take much more of this.