SPECULATION - Nobody

[SpaceCruiser]

Nobody would be a mighty signing. Don't you know this famous person? He hurt the mighty cyclops by poking out his eye with a heated stick. And cyclops said: "Nobody hurt me....."

Please, we don't want any more red cards.

Don't worry, the ref will send Nobody off.

[West Stand Flash]

Coppell, Hammond & Reading Football Club dissapoint yet again. Shock horror......

After 2 full days you're disappointed? What does daddy sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Dodge is keeping quiet monitoring progress. Speaking to his media chums there is nothing to get excited about.

Sorry, I forgot the media know who we're going to sign, not the club.

It's OK, I will let you off this once. Don't be such a pleb in the future tho.............

Aren't you really the pleb?

Aren't you?

[Rawlie19]

Those in glass houses ... er ... shouldn't throw ... er ... pots and kettles?

[TommyF]

Those in glass houses ... er ... shouldn't throw ... er ... pots and kettles?

I thought it was 'Those in glass houses...should buy curtains for the toilet'

[Hampshire Royal]

Coppell, Hammond & Reading Football Club dissapoint yet again. Shock horror......

After 2 full days you're disappointed? What does daddy sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Dodge is keeping quiet monitoring progress. Speaking to his media chums there is nothing to get excited about.

Sorry, I forgot the media know who we're going to sign, not the club.

It's OK, I will let you off this once. Don't be such a pleb in the future tho.............

Aren't you really the pleb?

Aren't you?

Wooooooo he's got you there, Spacey. A comeback that Oscar Wilde would have been proud of.

[Daniella]

Why can we not afford expensive players? We've got tonnes of money. Ridiculous season ticket prices and massive TV Money suggests so.
We are more than capable of offering players 50k a week to play for us in this day and age. You telling me that a centre half from Ajax who probably gets 30k there wouldn't join a prem side for 50k? Have some ambition reading for crying out loud.

[Uke]

Why can we not afford expensive players? We've got tonnes of money. Ridiculous season ticket prices and massive TV Money suggests so.
We are more than capable of offering players 50k a week to play for us in this day and age. You telling me that a centre half from Ajax who probably gets 30k there wouldn't join a prem side for 50k? Have some ambition reading for crying out loud.

Always easier to say when its not actually your money that needs to be spent isn't it?

Be patient

[SpaceCruiser]

Nobody is free.

[Platypuss]

John Inman is.

[Uke]

John Inman is.

Was

[shadesrwrf]

It worked!

[Archies Volley]

It worked!

prove it! - start a nobody else thread

[Oi Oi Saveloy]

It worked!

prove it! - start a nobody else thread

I suggest he starts another 10

[Royal Biscuitman]

Bump