CheLOLsea

[Brosef Stalin]

Jose should sack the team chef as well.

That could be down to different angles/lighting/clothing etc

Would be interested* to see his stats for the two seasons

[Brosef Stalin]

Real name Diego Costa
Age 27 (Born 07 Oct, 1988)
Height 6ft 1in (1.85m)
Weight 13st 3lb (83.9kg)

Just to give him a class...after a cut he'd be fighting at Welterweight

That was just a quick google

[Brosef Stalin]

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vertical stripes can be very unflattering tbf

[Angry Shed Sex]

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vertical stripes can be very unflattering tbf

Especially when you're that fat.

[Royal Rother]

Who is that? I keep thinking if I look away and empty my mind (not that difficult) then look back it'll come to me but it hasn't... (55 and on the downward path)

[Royalist]

Neil Shipperley. Used to see him whenever Windsor played at Uxbridge a few years ago now. Sat at the bar naturally.

[Royal Rother]

Of course - thanks!

[Nameless]

I had thought it was Neil 'Razor' Ruddock.
Although looking again he'd have had to have been on a pretty strict diet to get down to that sort of figure.

[Brosef Stalin]

Who is that? I keep thinking if I look away and empty my mind (not that difficult) then look back it'll come to me but it hasn't... (55 and on the downward path)

right click...search google images...click...

google says: Best Guest BrendanMac

[Royal Rother]

Neil Shipperley. Used to see him whenever Windsor played at Uxbridge a few years ago now. Sat at the bar naturally.

I have a vague recollection that he applied for the W&E job a few years ago - probably before I got "involved". Would that be right?

[genome]

Neil Shipperley. the world's first million lb footballer.

[No Fixed Abode]

With Shipperley it looks like a case of relationship contentment.

[LUX]

Dave Shipperley> Neil Shipperley

(not really, probably)


edit, just checked, Neil is his son.

[Zammo]

Despite it being International Week, you can't go without a CheLOLsea story hitting the airwaves FFS....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34546118

....I wonder, can you get fined and banned for comments made for being fined and banned (suspended)?

Luckily for CheLOLsea they are facing the worst team in the Country this weekend. A spanking and three points is a must.

[No Fixed Abode]

Well said Jose Sir.

The FA trying to sap the personality out of football.

[Royal Rother]

A £50k fine and stadium ban is the least of his worries right now.

He's a mess.

His team's a mess.

That said, a little bit of him will secretly be hoping to lose to Villa as that will accelerate his sacking and likely £30m pay off.

And so will the players.

Not a healthy situation.

Unfortunately even a demoralised and demotivated Chelsea should be too good for Villa.

[Winston Smith]

I predict Chelsea stroll past Villa (a blind XI could this season tbf) to headlines of 'Look Mou's Back!' and intermong new age Chelsea fans will be all 'aaaaaa you spaz lol, told you we woz back, lolz, Mou the gr8est, lolz, frank the tank rocks lol lolz' while ignoring it is one game against arguably the worst team in the league

or summat like that

[Nameless]

Lol at Pat Nevin defending Jose on the basis that he was just 'being honest'. There is nothing 'honest' about him, everything he says is calculated to have an effect but he's stopped being any good at it.

[Royal Rother]

Not sure it is actually calculated anymore to be honest - I think he's just rattLOLed.

[sandman]

Lol at Pat Nevin defending Jose on the basis that he was just 'being honest'. There is nothing 'honest' about him, everything he says is calculated to have an effect but he's stopped being any good at it.

If he was honest he'd take his share of the responsibility as he stated he would at the start of that 7 minute rant where he went on to take no responsibility and blame everyone but himself.