Song for Kitson

[Man Friday]

To my esteemed fellow fan comrades:

Please sing this from now on (to the tune of "there's only one (insert full name)", etc):

"He only scores for the Royals, scores for the Royals, he only scores for the Royals"...and repeat.

Please delete previous Kitson Song, "what a bargain", etc from repertoire.

[Matt de K]

Sorry but "DK what a bargain" is probably the only original chant we have, and can currently sing.

I'm out

[Ian Royal]

Are we just wiping all his goals for Cambridge and Arlesley Town from history then?

[Huntley & Palmer]

I'd just like to say, that this is probably the worst song ever conceived. Thanks

[PieEater]

As on Tues, replace what a bargain with what a profit

[Compo's Hat]

Or a loaning

[who are ya?]

Strawberry blonde, you're having a laugh..

[loyalroyal4life]

'What a profit' is only new chant likely for ginger dave

[Man Friday]

Are we just wiping all his goals for Cambridge and Arlesley Town from history then?

Yep.

[Man Friday]

I'd just like to say, that this is probably the worst song ever conceived. Thanks

From you, that gives me confidence.

[Vision]

'What a profit' is only new chant likely for ginger dave

Careful with that he'll probably think we're singing Prophet. He hardly needs his ego massaging any further.

[RobRoyal]

To my esteemed fellow fan comrades:

Please sing this from now on (to the tune of "there's only one (insert full name)", etc):

"He only scores for the Royals, scores for the Royals, he only scores for the Royals"...and repeat.

Please delete previous Kitson Song, "what a bargain", etc from repertoire.

To me this sounds a bit too much like mocking Kitson for being rubbish at Stoke. Given that we're talking about the man who found "Ginger Day" offended his sensibilities, I'd be pretty sure he'd interpret it that way as well.

[CMRoyal]

Somebody must be able to come up with something along the lines that he prefers playing football rather than basketball (ie Delap throws) or hoofball.

Unfortunately that somebody isn't me.

[Great Knolly]

To my esteemed fellow fan comrades:

Please sing this from now on (to the tune of "there's only one (insert full name)", etc):

"He only scores for the Royals, scores for the Royals, he only scores for the Royals"...and repeat.

Please delete previous Kitson Song, "what a bargain", etc from repertoire.

It's supposed to go...

scores for the royals
he only scores for the royals
scores for the roy-aals
he only scores for the rooy-aals

- to the tune of Guantanamera

Celia can show you how it's done....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xl-jq08 ... re=related

[Man Friday]

To my esteemed fellow fan comrades:

Please sing this from now on (to the tune of "there's only one (insert full name)", etc):

"He only scores for the Royals, scores for the Royals, he only scores for the Royals"...and repeat.

Please delete previous Kitson Song, "what a bargain", etc from repertoire.

It's supposed to go...

scores for the royals
he only scores for the royals
scores for the roy-aals
he only scores for the rooy-aals

- to the tune of Guantanamera

Celia can show you how it's done....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xl-jq08 ... re=related

That's the one!!! (I was always told I wasn't musical!)

[Big Foot]

Sorry but "DK what a bargain" is probably the only original chant we have, and can currently sing.

I'm out

Not so original as "Jamie Cureton, what a bargain"

[SteveRoyal]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[papereyes]

Maybe we just chant "DRINK" at him

[Dirk Gently]

"You're so vain, I bet you thought this song was about you."

[LoyalRoyal22]

I'd just like to say, that this is probably the worst song ever conceived. Thanks