Arsenal away - things likely to grate

[floyd__streete]

number 1:

Tannoy: Number 1, Jens.....
57,000 home counties based Arsenal fans: Lehhhhhmannnnnnnnn

Gayer than Dale Winton reading excerpts from the Naked Civil Servant.

number 2:

Casually dressed Henry running from the bench and doing a stupid dance with an Arsenal goalscorer.

number 3:

Arsene Wenger saying that "Reading is a good team" after they have easily beaten us.

[Maguire]

4) Every Reading fan within 5 metres of me. I'll never have seen any of them before in my life and they'll all be twats.

5) Waking up on Sunday morning in my clothes, completely unable to recall actually being at the game.

[1871 Royal]

Pre-warning us now FS?

Now we will have nothing to moan about (other than that of the game, of course)

[floyd__streete]

Pre-warning us now FS?

This might become a regular thread. The Portsmouth one next week will take up so much bandwidth the internet will explode.

[1871 Royal]

Pre-warning us now FS?

This might become a regular thread. The Portsmouth one next week will take up so much bandwidth the internet will explode.

FA Cup next week though

[shadesrwrf]

Worry not. Number 3 won't happen.

[Harold]

Take some celery along to wind them up.

[Millsy]

Worry not. Number 3 won't happen.

It might - Arsene is quite magnanimous in victory.

[SpaceCruiser]

Worry not. Number 3 won't happen.

It might - Arsene is quite magnanimous in victory.

But he's a mighty big tosser when they lose.

[Millsy]

Worry not. Number 3 won't happen.

It might - Arsene is quite magnanimous in victory.

But he's a mighty big tosser when they lose.

I thought you liked Arsene?

[SpaceCruiser]

Worry not. Number 3 won't happen.

It might - Arsene is quite magnanimous in victory.

But he's a mighty big tosser when they lose.

I thought you liked Arsene?

Not a chance in hell.

[Finchley Royal]

6) Lehman wagging his finger in Hunt's face again if Hunt so much as runs into the penalty box.

[Millsy]

Worry not. Number 3 won't happen.

It might - Arsene is quite magnanimous in victory.

But he's a mighty big tosser when they lose.

I thought you liked Arsene?

Not a chance in hell.

Oh ok sorry I just thought you did seeing as you're half French etc

[SpaceCruiser]

Worry not. Number 3 won't happen.

It might - Arsene is quite magnanimous in victory.

But he's a mighty big tosser when they lose.

I thought you liked Arsene?

Not a chance in hell.

Oh ok sorry I just thought you did seeing as you're half French etc

Allez bourrer votre cul avec du pain français.

[frenchroyal]

Worry not. Number 3 won't happen.

It might - Arsene is quite magnanimous in victory.

But he's a mighty big tosser when they lose.

I thought you liked Arsene?

Not a chance in hell.

Oh ok sorry I just thought you did seeing as you're half French etc

Allez bourrer votre cul avec du pain français.

I have read about your distaste for us french. Why dont you like us?

[URZZ]

Worry not. Number 3 won't happen.

It might - Arsene is quite magnanimous in victory.

But he's a mighty big tosser when they lose.

I thought you liked Arsene?

Not a chance in hell.

Because he's French?

*Yawns*

[RG30]

6) Lehman wagging his finger in Hunt's face again if Hunt so much as runs into the penalty box.

That was funny, not annoying.

[rg6royal]

looking forward to today, you never know we could be in for a chance as they have many absenties.

[phil in cornwall]

7) Teeth.

[Schards#2]

Drunk Reading fan that no one's ever seen before decides that he's the clubs greatest fan and spends the whole game trying to start songs and having a go at the people around him for not joining in.