Sir Dodger Royal The Donkey to score two if he is fit. Royals to go down 1-3 but least we have a goal. well an own goal just like Wolves game.
Difference being that we will be dodgered. Madman outttttttttttttt
You're loving this aren't you? What a shame Pardew isn't in the league - you'd self combust.
Anyway, 2-0 Utd and some more jiberish in the press conference that'll contain "it was a great experience for my young players" and "Utd are a great club who play good football" and "our striking options are limited".