The Matejovsky Chronicle

[Readingfanman]

Matejovsky comes home from Bristol as he has an early morning doing his paper round.

[Pseud O'Nym]

Bothered by the Matalan incident and the bill he has received for the tarmacing of a driveway he doesn't have, Matejovsky returns to Berkshire to confront his landlord. Upon arrival at Hunt's place he finds the front door open.

Hunt is asleep on his settee and snoring loudly. A dark man who is in need of a shave and wearing an ill-fitting suit is standing at his feet. The man is is incanting; "Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, GO ON! Sure you know you want to. Come to the mysterious North East."

[NWL Royal]

oxf*rd off newbie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Horsham Royal]

After spending 2 minutes 27 secs brushing his teeth, Matejovsky has gone to bed.

[Factfinder]

Marek and his wife climb into their nice big bed, they argue but they don't fall out.

[Readingfanman]

Marek gets out of bed wondering why he is trying to fall asleep at 6-30.

He turns on Wigan Vs Chelsea to watch the player who's position he is trying to adopt.

[Millsy]

Mrs Matejovsky isn't a fan of adoption. This time they do fall out.

[One Beer is never enough.]

As Matejovsky hits the floor and hears a crunch as his ankle breaks ruling him out for the rest of the season, he spies an advert for Lawyers4u and realises he can get back at his missus through her purse

[Pseud O'Nym]

Matejovsky is becoming very confused by his experiences in England. Why, he wonders, did the third placed side in the division play disguised as a gang of roadworkers?

His reverie is broken by a noise from the street below. Hopping to the window he sees the dark figure from Hunt's place has followed him home and is standing outside shouting: "And what position do you play, are you any good, how much do you want?"

[comeonthebiscuitmen]

Matejovsky is becoming very confused by his experiences in England. Why, he wonders, did the third placed side in the division play disguised as a gang of roadworkers?

Barcelona used to rock the car park attendant/lolly pop lady look a few seasons back.
it's a terrible kit though isn't it?
not as bad as the orange and grey one chelsea had once though.

[Millsy]

Matejovsky learns about the signing of Kebe and mutters under his breath "F*ck off newbie."

[Pseud O'Nym]

Matejovsky learns about the signing of Kebe and mutters under his breath "F*ck off newbie."

Matejovsky knows little of English geography and has not yet heard of Oxf*rd.

[Royalwaster]

Matejovsky learns about the signing of Kebe and mutters under his breath "F*ck off newbie."

Matejovsky knows little of English geography and has not yet heard of Oxf*rd.

He follows his new friend's advice though and has a nice day out exploring the roundabouts in Swindon.

[ShrewsandRoyals]

Matejovsky is relieved that there is still interest in his Chronicle on HNA?

He is not so happy about the racing tips that Wally keeps giving him. He wonders who this Stuart Pearce is that Wally keeps blaming for the aforementioned tips.

[Blue Blooded]

Matejovsky learns about the signing of Kebe and mutters under his breath "F*ck off newbie."

Matejovsky knows little of English geography and has not yet heard of Oxf*rd.

He follows his new friend's advice though and has a nice day out exploring the roundabouts in Swindon.

However as the indicator gets stuck - Marek gets pulled by the men in blue and is bemused by the request of the traffic cop to provide a sample....

[NWL Royal]

Matejovsky now hates the word oxf*rd.

[Pseud O'Nym]

Kébé is unsettled by his first by his first visit to the Reading training ground.

His Agent/Translator tells him that one of his new teammates has welcomed him with a request that "Il vous souhaite pour aller à Oxf*rd par l'itinéraire le plus court."

"Mais, mais" dites le winger, un peu surprised "Porquoi Oxf*rd?" "Parce que" repondez l'agent "ce club a une grande tradition des diplômés, le goakeeper ex, Eeslop, était un scientifique de fusée, et le directeur est un économiste de l'université de Tranmere.

Kébé decides to affect an injury to le corde de jambon.

[Uke]

Marek is felling the effects of eating too much Bigus yesterday.

His teammates are also noticing the effects too

[NWL Royal]

Kébé is unsettled by his first by his first visit to the Reading training ground.

His Agent/Translator tells him that one of his new teammates has welcomed him with a request that "Il vous souhaite pour aller à Oxf*rd par l'itinéraire le plus court."

"Mais, mais" dites le winger, un peu surprised "Porquoi Oxf*rd?" "Parce que" repondez l'agent "ce club a une grande tradition des diplômés, le goakeeper ex, Eeslop, était un scientifique de fusée, et le directeur est un économiste de l'université de Tranmere.

Kébé decides to affect an injury to le corde de jambon.

Matejovsky is wondering why 'a day in jimmy kebe' is mentioned on his thread. Matejovsky is now depressed.

[Millsy]

Matejovsky has just had a stern word with all the players. They've all agreed to stop losing and start winning so Reading stay up.