The Madejski Stadium is on fire

[Royal Biscuitman]

Kingsley Royal
Queensley Royal
The original Kingsley Royal, who is presumably chained up in SJM's basement dungeon.... assuming of course, BM didn't sacrifice him in a voodoo ritual to ensure we achieved promotion.

[Cureton's Volley]

Well if this is all hypothetical then Antons missus

But unfortunately her dress caught fire and had to be removed immediately





...And she goes commando to avoid VPL