Was Darren Caskey really fat?

Was he? No, really, was he? Too fat to run and play football, or not?

Yes
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No
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48%
Don't know, I never saw him play
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8%
 
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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by Deathy » 17 Jul 2009 15:28

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Take a good look at this picture and vote.


It's a sad day when you log onto HNA?, see a thread title and know before you even open it, who made it. :|

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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by Thaumagurist* » 17 Jul 2009 15:30

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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by Gordons Cumming » 17 Jul 2009 16:03

Coming to Reading was probably the worst move for Caskey.

He needed a club that would make him work for his place and maybe lose all that fat. :shock:

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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by SLAMMED » 17 Jul 2009 16:04

Why does every thread you make just end up in handbags between you and Jay? :roll:

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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by reading fc rock leroylero » 17 Jul 2009 16:38

Certainly overweight, but no where near as bad as that fat fuck Preston had this year.


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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by FiNeRaIn » 17 Jul 2009 16:42

georgerob paddy kenny and dean windass = fat


Yes, hes absolutely massive. :roll:


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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by Terminal Boardom » 17 Jul 2009 16:51

Swampy wasn't fat. It was just that his shirts were too small.

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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by Franchise FC » 17 Jul 2009 17:11

Isn't this an extension of :

Is the Pope a Catholic ?

or

Do fish f*ck in the sea ?

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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by URZZ » 17 Jul 2009 17:28

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the answer is yes

Those colours were not Reading colours, so that evidence is inadmissible.


Plus, black is supposed to be a slimming colour so I've heard.

Mind you, he took a f**king free-kick :wink:


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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by Cookie » 17 Jul 2009 20:32

This is him while he was playing for Rushden & Diamonds. He looks OK doesn't he?
He was always our dead ball expert.
But he had a personality clash with Martin-Mad Dog-Allen, which didn't do his Reading career any good.


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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by Ian Royal » 17 Jul 2009 20:36

Good player who didn't quite fit into our team properly, and stayed too long, giving him no chance to go elsewhere and do better as a better fit.

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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by peeping bernal » 17 Jul 2009 21:56

FiNeRaIn
georgerob paddy kenny and dean windass = fat


Yes, hes absolutely massive. :roll:



After taking all the drugs no wonder he has lost weight and got the mad eyes. I was the same back in the day. Or is it he can't cook now his wife has gone off with his best mate? Anyway back to the sudafed to lose a few pounds. :lol:

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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by Whore Jackie » 17 Jul 2009 22:44

Cookie But he had a personality clash with Martin-Mad Dog-Allen, which didn't do his Reading career any good.


Playing with Nicky Forster didn't help his marriage either.


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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by swansea jack » 18 Jul 2009 00:32

prostak This has no doubt been posted and reposted countless times, but I think it's worth repeating the England U-18 team who won the 1993 Youth Cup-
Chris Day - Gary Neville, Darren Caskey, Chris Casper, Kevin Sharp, Sol Campbell, Mark Tinkler,
Kevin Gallen (71' Noel Whelan), Paul Scholes, Robbie Fowler, Julian Joachim

Young, not-yet-fat Daz captained and scored the only goal (kept Nicky Butt on the bench, too). If ending up with us during our late 90s mire isn't pissing it all away by comparison, I don't know what is. And he clearly ended up fatter than anyone else in that team.


Was he fatter than this guy who has now ended up playing in this sh1te kit for North Queensland Fury?



Fully note that 'God' has had a slighter better career overall

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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by SpaceCruiser » 19 Jul 2009 02:33

peeping bernal Anyway back to the sudafed to lose a few pounds. :lol:


Isn't the sudafed for unblocking your nose? :|

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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by marcusopp » 19 Jul 2009 07:41

He was definately fat in his last season for us, his shorts barely fit over his over-sized arse!
I reckon he's well fat now

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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by AthleticoSpizz » 19 Jul 2009 15:09

Wrong.

Despite owning both a property company and a fishing lake in Northallerton, he is still plying his lithesome body in the Non-League circuits.

He has just left Halesowen Town where he was captain, played 45 minutes in a recent Arnold Town match, and is looking at a playing and coaching role at Blue Square North outfit Ilkeston Town...not bad for a fat 58 year old.... :o

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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by RoyalBlue » 19 Jul 2009 15:21

Physically fit not physically fat!

Although he does appear to have beefed up a bit since leaving us!

However, good to see he's still excellent in dead ball situations, albeit in an unorthodox (for him) position!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zdSUP1gePM&NR=1

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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by prostak » 19 Jul 2009 19:20

swansea jack
Was he fatter than [Fat Robbie Fowler]


Mmmm... I hope our kit's that shade for next season, eh?
I think the only fair comparison here would be if somebody can find a picture of Caskey taken recently...

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Re: Was Darren Caskey really fat?

by AthleticoSpizz » 19 Jul 2009 20:01

Check out page 9 (all you Caskey hogs) of todays The Non League Paper, if he's fat, then I wanna be fat too.

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