Matejovsky wakes realising actually he's in the wrong rented apartment.
He leaves.
The Matejovsky Chronicle
Matejovsky realises he has left his Matalan underwear in the apartment he wrongly thought was his. He is heartbroken.
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ShrewsandRoyals
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Matejovsky returns to the wrong apartment to reclaim his lost underwear.
He now realises that Hunty was winding him up about Matalan being an upmarket designer range.
He now realises that Hunty was winding him up about Matalan being an upmarket designer range.
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Matejovsky goes into Primark and buys a cheap pair of trousers. Realising Hunty was wrong yet again, he decides to pay the cheky Irishman a visit.
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Matejovsky is Lil' Chris
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mzungu_royal
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F off newbie
I think it's very important that we find out where he lives. After his blinder against Chelsea, opposition fans will realise that their only hope to get any points from us is to disrupt his sleep the night before games by circling his appartment with car horns going all night. We will need to establish regular night-time patrols to stop this happening.
Next Wednesday will also be his only chance to play against Chelsea as they will sign him in the summer for a large club record fee. Next year he'll be one of the World Player of the Year nominees.
PS Have any newspapers resorted to a "Czech Mate" headline yet?
Next Wednesday will also be his only chance to play against Chelsea as they will sign him in the summer for a large club record fee. Next year he'll be one of the World Player of the Year nominees.
PS Have any newspapers resorted to a "Czech Mate" headline yet?
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The Cube I think it's very important that we find out where he lives. After his blinder against Chelsea, opposition fans will realise that their only hope to get any points from us is to disrupt his sleep the night before games by circling his appartment with car horns going all night. We will need to establish regular night-time patrols to stop this happening.
Next Wednesday will also be his only chance to play against Chelsea as they will sign him in the summer for a large club record fee. Next year he'll be one of the World Player of the Year nominees.
PS Have any newspapers resorted to a "Czech Mate" headline yet?
you will find that our Czzzzzech mate is fast asleep and no ChelOLski people will be disturbing him. AS for the Player of the Year nomination, he'll be given that while playing for READING. "Czech mate" has already been used by the Reading ChronicLOLe.
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mzungu_royal F off newbie
A newbie who joined BEFORE you...
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Archie's penaltymzungu_royal F off newbie
A newbie who joined BEFORE you...
Still a newbie in my book. apolOLgies for any offences cLOLmitted.
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mzungu_royalArchie's penaltymzungu_royal F off newbie
A newbie who joined BEFORE you...
Still a newbie in my book. apolOLgies for any offences cLOLmitted.
Do you have to put LOL in everything you say?
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Matejovsky is having a dump.
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marek has gone to the dump,
the local municipal one,
to take some rubbish from his new house
the local municipal one,
to take some rubbish from his new house
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Marek ponders the dilmmia of appearing on 'I'm a Celebrity....' or appearing in Reading's Reserves!
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matejovsky nips to marks n spencers to try and find the chocolate melty pudding.
he finds them, goes home, cooks them and etas them.
He finds them overrated.
he finds them, goes home, cooks them and etas them.
He finds them overrated.
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Matejovsky wonders how to work his cell phone and respond to lita's text, he fears if he doesn't answer soon a dressing-room division will develop
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Gus the teenage cow Matejovsky wonders how to work his cell phone and respond to lita's text, he fears if he doesn't answer soon a dressing-room division will develop
He forgets to change his text settings from Cyrillic and ends up blowing Lita's mind!
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Blue BloodedGus the teenage cow Matejovsky wonders how to work his cell phone and respond to lita's text, he fears if he doesn't answer soon a dressing-room division will develop
He forgets to change his text settings from Cyrillic and ends up blowing Lita's mind!
Lita replies asking wtf? He accidently attaches a personal video clip. Matejovsky's mind is blown.
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ShrewsandRoyalsBlue BloodedGus the teenage cow Matejovsky wonders how to work his cell phone and respond to lita's text, he fears if he doesn't answer soon a dressing-room division will develop
He forgets to change his text settings from Cyrillic and ends up blowing Lita's mind!
Lita replies asking wtf? He accidently attaches a personal video clip. Matejovsky's mind is blown.
Marek mutters something about decadent westerners and then berates his chauffer for farting!
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Still smarting from Lita's Text; Marek now understands Churchill's rationale for crushing uppity strikers!
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