The song that will win us the semi final...

[seahawk10]

Which nobber is this? The production levels are off the chart on this one...

http://www.getreading.co.uk/sport/footb ... at-8766365

[bobby1413]

Just listened to it.

It is no where near as bad i as it thought it would be.

[ruprecht]

I quite liked it

[sputnik]

DROFLeadfuLOL.

[Davezk]

It's so bad it's good.

[Whatevs]

I've just knocked something together that'll defo win us the cup. CBA to do the lyrics so feel free to add to them and i'll finish it off

https://soundcloud.com/massivebelmont/f ... eofbellend

[Extended-Phenotype]

Can't even make out the lyrics on that one.

How about:

In West of Reading Tilehurst born and raised
In Burtons where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out matchin’ up blazers with jeans
Baseball cap or colander on my DVLA

When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started wearing turbans in my neighbourhood
I got in ten fights a day on the internet
And I started voting UKIP like a total bellend

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The driver was Mohamed and he had rice in his beard
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought NO IT ISN’T. THEY’RE EVERY~WHERE.

Pulled up to the pub to order a Beamish
And I yelled to the cabbie “oh no, it’s full of Polish!”
I look at my kingdom, through the eyes of Top Gear
And I sit on my own as the prince of bellends


Probably need something about Chelsea in there.

[Geekins]

Last two posts are good efforts but that's Big Foot in the pic and not Kes.

[biff]

https://twitter.com/FA/status/587933795854213120

retweet that for a genuinely decent song to improve the day

[Kuhl_Runnings]

Can't even make out the lyrics on that one.

How about:

In West of Reading Tilehurst born and raised
In Burtons where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out matchin’ up blazers with jeans
Baseball cap or colander on my DVLA

When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started wearing turbans in my neighbourhood
I got in ten fights a day on the internet
And I started voting UKIP like a total bellend

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The driver was Mohamed and he had rice in his beard
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought NO IT ISN’T. THEY’RE EVERY~WHERE.

Pulled up to the pub to order a Beamish
And I yelled to the cabbie “oh no, it’s full of Polish!”
I look at my kingdom, through the eyes of Top Gear
And I sit on my own as the prince of bellends


Probably need something about Chelsea in there.

Fuc'king. Amazing. Hats off to you sir

[RoyalBlue]

Which nobber is this? The production levels are off the chart on this one...

http://www.getreading.co.uk/sport/footb ... at-8766365

Hope he stays in China with that one! Exceptionally duff even for a cheap Chinese import.



Now this one, IMO, isn't too bad and at least it has a decent video to go with it:

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/local-news/reading-fc-musicians-abandoned-rugs-9043796

[Royality creeps In]

Not bad at all that (Thats the one above)

[Ascotexgunner]

Champions league your having a laff, champions league your.......

Mind you, by half time it will probably be
"6 5, we're gonna win 6 5"

[holsgrove breaks a leg]

Which nobber is this? The production levels are off the chart on this one...

http://www.getreading.co.uk/sport/footb ... at-8766365

Hope he stays in China with that one! Exceptionally duff even for a cheap Chinese import.



Now this one, IMO, isn't too bad and at least it has a decent video to go with it:

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/local-news/reading-fc-musicians-abandoned-rugs-9043796

Seriously??! Its kind of reminds me of a desperately bad Simple Minds (and im no endorser of Simple Minds either). Why dont we go all out and try and tempt Readings favourite export the Cooper Temple Clause out of retirement