The RFC Finishing Position Rougeometer sponsored by Snowball

[melonhead]

can i get the rougeometer as a smart phone app?

[The Rouge]

not yet I am afraid - early plans though

[SydenhamRoyal]

1st/2nd 12%
3rd-6th 60%
7th-12th 27%
13th-24th 1%

What would be the percentages if we had already played Doncaster and won; for precision make it a "2011-12 season thumping" - 2-0.

[The Rouge]

I am afraid I can't power up The Rougeometer for hypothetical scenarios as is uses too many kilowatts.

What I can tell you, from my limited understanding of all the algorithms, is that the game being delayed improved the teams chances as the conditions would have been a leveller and when we play Doncaster it is likely they will be more accepting oftheir fate/lower on confidence. I have also gleaned that tonight's game is very important for Rougeometer percentages as home tie/Burnley only a few points back/more of an acid test than recent games.

[The Rouge]

1st/2nd 20%
3rd-6th 59%
7th-12th 20%
13th-24th 1%

[The Rouge]

'The Rougeometer readings are currently suspended'

Ruh-oh.

[Libertine]

[i_kingsley]

'The Rougeometer readings are currently suspended'

Ruh-oh.

you mean the rouge is broken

[The Rouge]

1st/2nd 18%
3rd-6th 61%
7th-12th 20%
13th-24th 1%

[Libertine]

We are getting readings again...and a lot of them...yeah baby.

[SydenhamRoyal]

I demand an update after todays win

[The Rouge]

1st/2nd 19%
3rd-6th 64%
7th-12th 16%
13th-24th 1%

[floyd__streete]

The Rougeometer is complete rubbish. The pattern is so unreadable that you might as well just plot a chain of fox heads on sticks. And if you do that, an interesting thing happens: the word 'promotion'' starts flashing.....

[The Rouge]

The algorithm is too complicated for human minds to understand.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Can we see it?

[The Rouge]

Here is part of it. This is creates 1 of the 27 outputs that are then fed into the Super-algorithm.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Ok, but if ^ARR1 is equal to ^ACON, wouldn’t the worst-case linear algorithm for selecting the Kth largest median result in a quadratic time pivot outputting merely 5-tuplet iterations?

I think you may find the following code will go someway towards correcting this time-proxy event paradox:

10 Print “BIG NIPPLES”
20 GOTO 10

[The Rouge]

Thanks for your input, I will feed that into the mainbrainthoughtpipe pictured below and analyse the results in the cogitation platform.

[Extended-Phenotype]

read error b
read error b
read error b
read error b

>_


Sh/t. Have to rewind the tape and start again now.

[Libertine]

New readings?