CONFIRMED - Royston Drenthe

[maffff]

That actually has potential, owing to the fact that tanked up East Standers can't forget the lyrics, and west standers can clap rhythmically along without getting lost on the simple 4/4.

I think you're giving our fans a bit much credit there..... how quickly did the MARIAPPA/500 miles chant go wrong...

[Royal Tezza]

Has to be 2 Unlimited. That would be immense

[yappy]

The chant I've been singing in my head while playing FIFA with him is the Luis Suarez chant. So..

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Royston Drenthe!

[LightwaterRoyal]

He plays on the right,
he plays centre mid,
Royston Drenthe has played for Madrid.

[sandman]

He plays on the right,
he plays centre mid,
Royston Drenthe has played for Madrid.

Try:

He plays on the Right,
He plays in the centre,
That Royston Drenthe makes your defenders look shite.

[Ian Royal]

2 Unlimited all the way.

[LightwaterRoyal]

He plays on the right,
he plays centre mid,
Royston Drenthe has played for Madrid.

Try:

He plays on the Right,
He plays in the centre,
That Royston Drenthe makes your defenders look shite.

He plays in the middle,
He plays on the right,
Royston Drenthe makes defenders look shite.

The second and third lines are the ones that have to rhyme. I like it but the last line is a bit of a mouthful.

[royalZILLAAA]

That actually has potential, owing to the fact that tanked up East Standers can't forget the lyrics, and west standers can clap rhythmically along without getting lost on the simple 4/4.

I think you're giving our fans a bit much credit there..... how quickly did the MARIAPPA/500 miles chant go wrong...

It would all be fine until the band tried to get in on it

[2.8 lita injection]

2 unlimited for me, I remember when it was sung for Ray Ranson at Elm Park

[maffff]

pass the dutchie...

[LightwaterRoyal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msvbg5M9-YY

I love this, just change luis suarez for Royston Drenthe.

Although I do usually sing that to Jobi on FIFA. I just cant get enough, Jobi McAnuff

[yappy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msvbg5M9-YY

I love this, just change luis suarez for Royston Drenthe.

Although I do usually sing that to Jobi on FIFA. I just cant get enough, Jobi McAnuff

Errr stealing my idea much?

The chant I've been singing in my head while playing FIFA with him is the Luis Suarez chant. So..

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Royston Drenthe!

[Badger Finger]

Clap clap clap clap mummmbleee roys mumble drenffff clap clap clap clap

[LightwaterRoyal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msvbg5M9-YY

I love this, just change luis suarez for Royston Drenthe.

Although I do usually sing that to Jobi on FIFA. I just cant get enough, Jobi McAnuff

Errr stealing my idea much?

The chant I've been singing in my head while playing FIFA with him is the Luis Suarez chant. So..

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Royston Drenthe!

Mate, I was just expanding on your idea. Sorry if I upset you in any way.

[Ian Royal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msvbg5M9-YY

I love this, just change luis suarez for Royston Drenthe.

Although I do usually sing that to Jobi on FIFA. I just cant get enough, Jobi McAnuff

yay, lets recycle something from a big club that dozens of clubs are using for their players right now!

Even though I like 2Unlimited, is it now a prerequisite of our chants that they include no words other than the player's name / Reading before or after some sort of rhythmic humming / clapping etc?

nah naanananana nah Jobi McAnuff
McAnuff, Jobi McAnuff.

Do do do do do Noel Hunt, Noel Hunt

nah na na nana na, nana na nah, Reading

do do do, Adam Federici
do do do, Adam Federici

do do d'dodo o do doo do do do dodo Reading

Disclaimer: I may not have actually put the right tunes in there, I can't be arsed to work out how to spell them.

[LightwaterRoyal]

Oh Drenthe,
you're so fine,
you'll score a goal in extra time,
hey Drenthe,
hey Drenthe

Is that more to you're taste Ian, although that chant works much better for ALFIE.

[sandman]

He plays on the right,
he plays centre mid,
Royston Drenthe has played for Madrid.

Try:

He plays on the Right,
He plays in the centre,
That Royston Drenthe makes your defenders look shite.

He plays in the middle,
He plays on the right,
Royston Drenthe makes defenders look shite.

The second and third lines are the ones that have to rhyme. I like it but the last line is a bit of a mouthful.

Barmy Army version for Mitchell Johnson seems to work even with the third line. See where you're coming from though if sung at a normal pace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0RzX926l4g

[LightwaterRoyal]

It actually sounds really good stretched out like that. I was thinking of it being quicker.

He plays on the left
He plays on right
That Royston Drenthe
Makes defenders look shite



Good job Sandman

[sandman]

Thanks Dude, D'ya wanna start a band? I play triangle.

[LightwaterRoyal]

Damn, how unfortunate that you happen to play the only instrument I can.