Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

[dogzbollox]

..Micheal Jackson can do the moonwalk on his feet. jimmy kebe can moonwalk with 1 fingere

I heard he actually has moon-walked.......like on the moon!

[melonhead]

..Micheal Jackson can do the moonwalk on his feet. jimmy kebe can moonwalk with 1 fingere

I heard he actually has moon-walked.......like on the moon!

indeed- in fact it was jimmy who used up all the moons atmosphere while he was there

[Simon's Church]

Happy Brithday JK!!

Have a good one

[Svlad Cjelli]

Happy Brithday JK!!

Have a good one

[melonhead]

happybirthday boubou

[mr_number]

Happy birthday Jimmy!
How about you give yourself a nice new contract with us as a birthday present to yourself?

[Stuka]

Happy Birthday Jimmy!

[muddyfeet]

My wife thinks he's good-looking, in a lanky, African, balding 'George Clooney' sort of a way.

Or because everyone else on the field is pretty unattractive

Don't pretend you wouldn't want Federici to cup your breasts wearing only his goalkeeper gloves, before elaborately diving on to the bed.

m8!!!!!!

[URZZ]

Jimmy Kebay, doubt for tomorrow...

Cheerio cheerio cheerio

[Extended-Phenotype]

Apparently we are a "wages orientated" club rather than a buying one, so we have nothing to worry about - Jimmy isn't going anywhere.

[pea]

Apparently we are a "wages orientated" club rather than a buying one, so we have nothing to worry about - Jimmy isn't going anywhere.

Until June

[SpaghettiHoop]

He loves sausages

[melonhead]

jimmy kebe isnt just the greatest man who has ever lived, hes the greatest living thing that has ever lived

[The Rouge]

agreed. I want a statue and possibly his head added to the club crest.

[mr_number]

agreed. I want a statue and possibly his head added to the club crest.

Renaming the stadium after him is an obvious and inevitable step, but I find myself asking, "Is this enough?".
And I think the answer is "No, not at all."

So the next logical step is to rename the club "Jimmy Kebe FC", or something along these lines. Who's with me?

[Stuka]

Have any of you been inside the "Jazz Cafe"? There is a mural taking up a whole wall as you ascend the stairs. This could replaced with a painting of Kebe's face grinning triumphantly after scoring a goal.

Elsewhere around the bar, the crappy "Jazz" pictures and decorations could be replaced with Kebe signed football memorabilia and items donated from Kebe's life. Examples:

-Framed boarding pass from Kebe's first flight to the UK.
-Imprint of Kebe's hands inside concrete like the Hollywood Walk of Fame
-Kebe Pinball machine
-His actual childhood school uniform framed up in a nice display (donated by Mrs. Kebe)

The bar would serve Malian bar snacks (whatever those might be) and there would be a specially commissioned ‘Kebe IPA’ on draught.

[Extended-Phenotype]

I heard Jimmy Kebe's piss cures AIDS.

Can't wait to see him cast a golden arc into the smiling faces of Zambian children. A true Kleenex moment, I'm sure you would all agree.

Sniff.

[Maguire]

jimmy kebe isnt just the greatest man who has ever lived, hes the greatest living thing that has ever lived

Blue whale, T-Rex, megashark, those little tree frogs that kill you 1000 times over with one fleck of spit, and owls - all better IMHO

[melonhead]

agreed. I want a statue and possibly his head added to the club crest.

Renaming the stadium after him is an obvious and inevitable step, but I find myself asking, "Is this enough?".
And I think the answer is "No, not at all."

So the next logical step is to rename the club "Jimmy Kebe FC", or something along these lines. Who's with me?

im IN mr number

[melonhead]

jimmy kebe isnt just the greatest man who has ever lived, hes the greatest living thing that has ever lived

Blue whale, T-Rex, megashark, those little tree frogs that kill you 1000 times over with one fleck of spit, and owls - all better IMHO

jimmy kebe literally eats them all for his breakfast