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by Gus the teenage cow
02 Aug 2025 16:52
Forum: The Team
Topic: MATCHWATCH : Lincoln City (a)
Replies: 225
Views: 17085

Re: MATCHWATCH : Lincoln City (a)

DK looks absolute dog shit He looks like what he is, an agent-led signing from the German lower leagues. In other words, a massive and hopeful punt, Whoever his agent is has hawked him around Europe and we have taken the bait (and the reason for that remains unclear as his record even in German low...
by Gus the teenage cow
02 Aug 2025 16:48
Forum: The Team
Topic: MATCHWATCH : Lincoln City (a)
Replies: 225
Views: 17085

Re: MATCHWATCH : Lincoln City (a)

You can’t sell your goal scorers and expect to win games no fault with effort work rate. But we could play to midnight with this team and won’t score. Going to be a long season. They have cashed all their chips on MOM and I would not be confident that a kid with very little first-team experience is...
by Gus the teenage cow
02 Aug 2025 16:33
Forum: The Team
Topic: MATCHWATCH : Lincoln City (a)
Replies: 225
Views: 17085

Re: MATCHWATCH : Lincoln City (a)

We have 3 good midfielders but two of them don't score anywhere near enough and the other one is a long-shot merchant. We have nobody breaking into the box from deep to feed off rebounds or lay-offs and will badly miss Knibbs. MOM has done nothing today but they will stick with him. In short, we lac...
by Gus the teenage cow
02 Aug 2025 16:30
Forum: The Team
Topic: MATCHWATCH : Lincoln City (a)
Replies: 225
Views: 17085

Re: MATCHWATCH : Lincoln City (a)

assistant on that side has had a major impact on the game, disallowed camara goal and then the Hackett one is OK. Frustrating thing is we can't see the replays but I have very little trust in their ability to get these calls right
by Gus the teenage cow
01 Aug 2025 12:03
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: Devante Cole
Replies: 79
Views: 21619

Re: Devante Cole

not overly excited by this, we can do better...
by Gus the teenage cow
29 Jul 2025 13:22
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: Josh bowler
Replies: 166
Views: 56264

Re: Josh bowler

I'm hearing he is waiting because we are negotiating with his team on a nice chunky signing-on fee and increased wage offer after the Knibbs deal goes through.
by Gus the teenage cow
23 Jul 2025 11:48
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: Josh bowler
Replies: 166
Views: 56264

Re: Josh bowler

An insider whom I shall refer to going forward as "the man in the sand" has informed me he moved the goalposts late in the day and asked for an increase in salary, from what we thought we have previously agreed with the player (circa 450k per annum + bonuses) to (650k per annum + bonuses) ...
by Gus the teenage cow
22 Jul 2025 17:12
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: Josh bowler
Replies: 166
Views: 56264

Re: Josh bowler

Done 8) in brogue we trust Are you sure? Some national media this morning is reporting interest from several clubs both championship and L1. Ah come on bruv....Brogue and myself go to a lot of trouble to bring insider information, or for want of a better word, "scoops" to this board, and ...
by Gus the teenage cow
22 Jul 2025 16:52
Forum: The Team
Topic: Confimred - Daniel Kyerewaa
Replies: 13
Views: 4210

Re: Confimred - Daniel Kyerewaa

Insiders are telling me this is close to being done.
by Gus the teenage cow
21 Jul 2025 15:47
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: Josh bowler
Replies: 166
Views: 56264

Re: Josh bowler

Can we confirm that we took a haircut on the Bindon transfer fee and/or a reduction in the sell-on fee in order to get this one over the line? i.e. we didn't spend any money I doubt we could confirm it. In practice how would it work ? The Bindon deal was done months ago. I doubt Bowler agreed perso...
by Gus the teenage cow
21 Jul 2025 15:07
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: Josh bowler
Replies: 166
Views: 56264

Re: Josh bowler

Can we confirm that we took a haircut on the Bindon transfer fee and/or a reduction in the sell-on fee in order to get this one over the line? i.e. we didn't spend any money
by Gus the teenage cow
14 Jul 2025 10:41
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: Sam Cosgrove
Replies: 5
Views: 3062

Re: Sam Cosgrove

He needs to stay fit and start scoring goals. We can't sign off on a 350k salary just for a guy to come off the bench in a few games and win a few headers.
by Gus the teenage cow
10 Jul 2025 14:58
Forum: The Team
Topic: What % of fans would disappear if we went down the divisions
Replies: 71
Views: 22700

Re: What % of fans would disappear if we went down the divisions

looks like the data has proven me right yet again Takeaways: We have about 10 - 12 k hardcore We will add 3 - 5k to that if we get into the championship We will add 8 - 10k to that if we get back to PL Cohort of hardcore and fairweather fannies is similar in size which is a massive worry and speaks ...
by Gus the teenage cow
10 Jul 2025 14:29
Forum: The Team
Topic: Squad for 2025-2026
Replies: 1232
Views: 302080

Re: Squad for 2025-2026

Royalwaster
Gus the teenage cow 39 pages of posts here but I can tell you everything you need to know in three words...

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You are short of brain cells mate.


I refuse to countenance such opprobrium
by Gus the teenage cow
10 Jul 2025 12:08
Forum: The Team
Topic: Squad for 2025-2026
Replies: 1232
Views: 302080

Re: Squad for 2025-2026

39 pages of posts here but I can tell you everything you need to know in three words...

WE

ARE

SHORT
by Gus the teenage cow
08 Jul 2025 12:52
Forum: The Team
Topic: Confimred - Matty Jacob (LB)
Replies: 40
Views: 19556

Re: Confimred - Matty Jacob (LB)

bang average signing, I've been more excited at mandatory health & safety sessions.
by Gus the teenage cow
08 Jul 2025 12:50
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: Josh bowler
Replies: 166
Views: 56264

Re: Josh bowler

The level of wit in this thread is lower than a mole's droppings.
by Gus the teenage cow
07 Jul 2025 15:37
Forum: The Team
Topic: Show me the money
Replies: 22
Views: 7275

Show me the money

Myself and Couhig have had a few chats. He knows he has a lot of goodwill already but a successful businessman is always planning ahead. He needs to get the fans on board so he is reaching out to key influencers like myself. I told him he has a lot of metaphorical credit in the bank just because he ...
by Gus the teenage cow
07 Jul 2025 15:01
Forum: The Team
Topic: Confimred Mark O'Mahony
Replies: 38
Views: 12050

Re: Rumour- Mark O'Mahony

Is John Ryan not Irish? He is from Limerick and is 21, so suggest it would have been JR. So we've got 2 players from Limerick, 1 from Cork and the the manager's from Waterford. Given that Shane Long was from Tipperary, we seem to do quite well shopping in Munster. Wexford is in Leinster but your po...
by Gus the teenage cow
10 Aug 2023 10:46
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: Rumour - Theo Walcott
Replies: 103
Views: 66776

Re: Rumour - Theo Walcott

I am hearing he has signed a one-year deal.
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